Squirrels like carrots. And carrots are good for them.
“Good” should have been the tip-off that the two carrots I cut up this morning would be rejected by my friends.
The first two squirrels sniffed each individual carrot piece. As if hopeful the tidbit would mutate into a nut. No such luck.
One bold squirrel bit into a carrot, then dropped it. Too healthy. Obviously.
Don’t I know that carrots are for rabbits?